Tim, white nineteen-year-old bisexual from Melbourne.

"You, Mister Guy. Whiskey, jazz. Now."



myfarewelltoarms:

Are the residents of West Hollywood not worried about the impending Angel attack or…?

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Title: Casimir Pulaski Day
Artist: Sufjan Stevens
Album: Illinoise
Plays: 1978

fuckyourmixtapes:

All the glory when you ran outside

With your shirt tucked in and your shoes untied

And you told me not to follow you

"Between you and me, in a hundred words, where do you think Van Gogh rates in the history of art?"

"Well… um… big question, but, to me Van Gogh is the finest painter of them all. Certainly the most popular, great painter of all time. The most beloved, his command of colour most magnificent. He transformed the pain of his tormented life into ecstatic beauty. Pain is easy to portray, but to use your passion and pain to portray the ecstasy and joy and magnificence of our world, no one had ever done it before. Perhaps no one ever will again. To my mind, that strange, wild man who roamed the fields of Provence was not only the world’s greatest artist, but also one of the greatest men who ever lived."

(Source: thedoctordances)

lolsomeone-actually:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Wtf

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

cobie-smulders:

Favourite Movies: Matilda (1996)

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse."

(Source: vujon)

cave johnson is that you

(Source: sweetmotherofladygaga)

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queertobacco:

its my birthday!

It’s this beautiful person’s birthday so you should all go follow her and send her cute, fun asks and fill her life with awesomeness as she does everyone around her.

Or I’ll pour porridge in your shoes.

ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

danny phantom probably came about because somebody with fairy godparents (provided because they lost their own parents in a horrible accident) wished to see them again and when they pointed out that ‘da rulez’ forbade it the child wished for ghosts instead or astral projections and the wish backfired and got out of hand and the ghosts started appearing everywhere.

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Title: Malls
Artist: LASERDISC VISIONS
Album: NEW DREAMS LTD.
Plays: 55
LASERDISC VISIONS — MALLS
NEW DREAMS LTD.
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(Source: felixsturner)